Elected Jokes

Ring. Ring.

“Hello.”

“Hello, is this the Parson?”

“Yes, it is; how are you Randy?”

“How'd you know it was me?”

“I had a feeling you'd be calling, Randy.” The parson had been forewarned by another member that Randy was upset about the wording now on the church sign. “What's up?”

“The church sign, Parson. That's what's up.”

“What about it?”

“I don't like what it says.”

“Why not, Randy?”

“Some people might think the sign is about the person they're voting for tomorrow.”

“Do you think so?”

“Well, yes, I would think so. I think you should take it down.”

“I'm not going to do that, Randy.”

“Listen, Parson, I could take that sign to mean you're talking about my good friend Jim Pickens who's up for election.”

“Well, you're in a better position than am I to determine that, Randy.”