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April 26, 2007


Anonymous Visitor

Some places I use for our church sign



My church's newspaper add this week was We are called to be witnesses, not judges

Anonymous Visitor

As promised, here are some sign stuff. Not sure where these come from as I have had them for a while:

Accept that some days you're the pigeon,and some days you're the statue.

Always keep your words soft and sweet,just in case you have to eat them.

Always read stuff that will make you lookgood if you die in the middle of it.

Drive carefully. It's not only cars thatcan be recalled by their maker.

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothingworse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

If you can't be kind, at least have thedecency to be vague.

If you lend someone $20, and never seethat person again, it was probably worth it.

It may be that your sole purpose in lifeis simply to serve as a warning to others.

Never buy a car you can't push.

Never put both feet in your mouth at thesame time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well.Just get up and dance.

The early worm gets eaten by the bird,so sleep late.

When everything's coming your way,you're in the wrong lane.

Birthdays are good for you; the more,you have, the longer you live.

You may be only one person in the world,but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much funto only make once.

Anonymous Visitor

I pass this one every morning on my way into work - I keep intending to stop and photograph it...Worry is the unwelcome price you pay for borrowed trouble.
Madelyn in Alabama

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