Lies Told and Been Told

As I’ve passed through this life, it occurs to me everything I’ve been told as well as everything I’ve said was not necessarily the truth. For example:

Wait in this room. The doctor will be here in just a few minutes.



This is going to hurt me more than it does you.



This is not the end. We’ll always be friends.



That was an inspiring sermon.



What a beautiful anthem, choir.

Let me briefly cover my last point.



No! That dress does not make you look fat.



She has a wonderful personality.



Someday, you’ll thank me for this.



Well, we’re going to get back in the habit of going to church right after the summer activities.

If you can’t pay today I’m not going to worry about it.



If you’ll sit on top of the churn the ice cream will freeze faster.



I’m not going to tell you again.



It’s easy to get there; you can’t miss it.

We’ll keep in touch.



  I was just resting my eyes.



Your grandfather is going to be mad at you.



If you play with frogs you’ll get warts.



You’ll get over it.

I know exactly how you feel.



I’ll never forget you.



I’m not in it for the money.



What a surprise! I’m so glad to see you.



We’d love for you to come back and visit. Come anytime.

You haven’t changed a bit.



Oh, it was nothing. I was delighted to do it.



That color looks wonderful on you.



No! The solo was beautiful. Why would you think you were flat?



Don’t worry about them. Kids don’t bother me.

We don’t watch much television.



That casserole was simply delicious.



I didn’t mean to call so early.



It’s just like riding a bicycle.



You can’t fool me.

I wouldn’t think of it.



Your roots? I never noticed.



Nice people don’t lie.



My mama didn’t raise no fool.



As long as it gets me there, I don’t care what kind of car I drive.

The light was yellow, officer.



Oh, no! I don’t mind working late.



I did the best I could.



I’ve just gotten used to the snoring.



Any time is fine with me.

I’ll be right back.



I don’t mind paying taxes. It’s my duty.



No one ever found happiness just sitting around and rocking.



There’s more than one way to skin a cat.

I’ll whip you within an inch of your life.



Your brother adores you.



God didn’t make any ugly people.



You shouldn’t hit your sister.



I don’t have the time.

What lies have you told?

Comments

[Anonymous Visitor]

Your hair looks fine.
I'd love to go to ___________ (any number of things here) with you!

Of course I don't mind picking you up.
I still love you.
I forgive you, Grandpa.

[Songbird]

I'm sorry to bother you at home, Pastor.
It's no bother!

[Anonymous Visitor]

I'll change him once we're married.

[artruch]

Probably more than I care to admit. But those are good!
What about whendoctors say, This shot will feel like a little bee-sting.
Hey, Doc, No it did not and I've never been stung by a bee there!