Dear
Congressperson:
Ooops,
I gave myself away right off the bat, didn't I? I mean, using that
politically correct saulation of “Congressperson,” you know right
off the bat I'm a liberal. However, liberal that I am, you appreciate
me. At least that's what your regional assistant told me when he was
present for the agency my church partners with to provide for
transitional housing reveiving a million dollar grant from the
Veterans Administration.Until that photo op I didn't know you were interested in the project.
At any
rate, since your representative at that function informed me that you
read my newspaper column, I thought I'd take the opportunity to write
to you. { Note to staff member reviewing this letter to see if the
Congressperson actually gets to read it: Your boss reads my
newspaper column! }
I want
to take a few words to address the gun control issues that are about
to confront Congress. Now, let me say from the start that I'm aware
I'm a liberal and you're a Tea Party leaning Republican. But,
nevertheless, you do read my column, so please consider the
following:
Congressperson,
if arming more people would make us more safe, the United States
would already be the safest place in the world. Think about it.
And,
please don't take this personally, but if you need a semi-automatic
rifle with a thirty round clip to hunt deer, please don't hunt them
in the forest bordering my property. Instead, take some time to go to
a target range and practice.
I do
note that even though they give you an A+ rating, the National Rifle
Association did not contribute one dime to your reelection campaign.
Good for you. At least your'e different from the congressperson in
the district bordering ours who also was practically unopposed and
who accepted their contributions. So, I'm holding on fervently to the
possibility you have a bit of maturity that is needed in these
considerations.
Congressperson,
you and I will never agree on most things. Let's agree that that is
the case. As such, I simply ask you this: When the negotiations begin
on this crucial matter of gun control, will you please make your Mama
proud by being the adult in the room.
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