The parson telephoned tech savvy child:
"Hey, do you have a minute to give me some directions on how to use my new cell phone?"
"What kind is it?"
"It's an iPhone."
"Boy, you're a lucky Dad."
"Well, if you could help me out a bit I could learn how to use it."
"Aren't you taking my nieces on a trip tomorrow?"
"I am; we're going to New York."
"You're going to drive all the way to New York City with an eight and a twelve year old?"
"That's the plan."
"How long will you be with them?"
"Five days."
"You don't need me. Just pay attention to them. By the time you get back you'll be an iPhone expert."

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